| “I’m so smart” |
Funny Cricket Tweets 2018 edition nine
1. Off to a great start
2. “Wait till later to smack him.”
3. Easiest before/after photo ever
4. “Crap”
5. The tough life chooses you
6. Easy way to learn the alphabet
7. A great pack to get you started
8. “How did I fail that?”
9. Virat Kohli, watch out.
10. Number three problem solved for England?
11. Easy answer!
12 “You can survive”
13. Just so much fun
14. What a transformation!
15. That’s really unfair!…
16. Forking out the big bucks!
17. Always eluding his grasp!
Australia vs India T20I Series Player Ratings
| Image credit: Getty Images |
For the second time in a row, an Australia-India T20I series ended in a 1-1 draw.
The last one was in India, and this one felt the same, with seas of blue at Brisbane, Melbourne and Sydney. The fans didn’t end up disappointed, with the Indians picking up a deserved victory in the final game. To be fair, Australia can’t be disappointed either, with the Melbourne game perhaps a lucky escape where India had the upper hand.
I said I’ll take another 1-1 series draw before the series started, and I stick by it against a good Indian side. The key difference was India stuck to the basics, whereas Australia tried to be too fancy. In this article, I will look at each player in this series and put forward a light-hearted review. Each player will be put under the microscope and rated out of ten.
As always, feel free to leave a comment!
Australia
| Mitchell Starc’s best ever delivery? |
India:
| Not the best series for KL Rahul. |
Australia vs India 3rd T20I Preview + Dream11
| Image credit: Getty Images |
The atmosphere, amazing. The cricket, most enthralling. The excitement, alive and building.
The weather? Most disappointing.
Rain has followed Australia in three separate T20I matches in the past week, which in the end leaves India with the task of trying to level the series 1-1. Coincidentally, this was the result of the last T20I series between the two sides last year in India, with Australia bouncing back well after a first up loss.
India bounced back well in Melbourne, where the weather probably favoured Australia in the end. Can the tourists build on their good showing in what is expected to be a full game of cricket in Sydney?
Australia’s batting in Melbourne was reflect of their efforts of late. Inconsistency with the bat has hurt Australia so far in their home season, this time unable to adequately follow up their good showing in Brisbane. Sure, conditions were cold and challenging on Friday, but the talent Australia has in their line up suggests they should deliver the goods more consistently. There is no doubt there will be a large contingent of blue cheering on a side fired up to level the series, so which Australia side will show up?
India were on song with the ball in Melbourne, putting on a display full of determination and belief. The rain was a disappointing result for India and the thousands of fans that flocked the MCG, but nothing is guaranteed in terms of what would have happened. The challenge for India will be to back up their effort from Melbourne to Sydney, and with a full game expected thanks to no forecast of rain, they have a good shot at leveling the series.
Key to an Australia win
Key to an India win
Possible teams
Dream11
- Backing India’s top order to fire, which is why I have chosen Alex Carey over Rishabh Pant. He could get a greater opportunity to bat.
- Aaron Finch is due a score, which is why he takes the VC role. Three of India’s top four make my side, except Rohit Sharma, who will be tested against left arm seam.
- Krunal Pandya impressed in Melbourne, and will be a factor in Sydney conditions.
- Jason Behrendorff offers good value, and Jasprit Bumrah and Kuldeep Yadav are too good to ignore.
Stats and Facts
- The last T20I series between India and Australia ended 1-1.
- India last played a T20I in Sydney in 2016, which was one of the great T20Is. They chased down 198.
- Since the Zimbabwe T20 Tri-Series, Australia’s batsmen have scored just two half centuries in seven matches.
Prediction
Women’s World T20 Final: Australia vs England Preview
| Image credit: AFP |
Two arch-rivals going at it in front of a big global audience in the Final of the inaugural standalone Women’s World T20 Tournament.
The women’s game is thriving, and it is fantastic to see.
Australia and England faced difficult tests on paper in the semi finals, coming up against West Indies and India respectively, who both topped their groups. They didn’t pass the test, but rather smashed out a high distinction, picking up huge wins en route what is expected to be a closely fought match.
Who will take out the World T20 Title?
Australia will take part in their fifth consecutive World T20 Final, with a chance to pick up their fourth title. It is a remarkable achievement by a side that was rightly said to be facing a big challenge in the semi final, but their performance suggested they, once again, will be very hard to beat. It takes a special side to deal with favouritism as well as Australia do, and given their all-round excellence against West Indies, there is little doubt their opposition is in for a tough game. It has been a tough year for Australian Cricket, but the women’s team has been a bright, shining light. Can they add further silverware to their trophy cabinet?
However, England will be out to prove they are more than nuisance value, in their own quest to win their first T20 crown since 2009. Also, England have a shot at total white ball supremacy, as they are the holders of the 50-over World Cup. They have been simply superb with the ball this tournament, exemplified most by their clinical effort against an Indian side desperate to improve their own record in T20 tournaments. Can they tame the fine Australia side?
Key to an Australia win
Key to an England win
Possible teams
Dream11
- Alyssa Healy is in the form of her life. Captain her with confidence, even in such a huge game.
- Rachael Haynes and Meg Lanning will prove to be important in the middle overs, given England’s good attack, which is why Natalie Sciver, Anya Shrubsole and Kirstie Gordon are in my side.
- Ellyse Perry is a star, and will offer a key role with the ball, even if she doesn’t bat too much.
- I’m backing Danielle Wyatt to play as well as her talent suggests she should.
- Bowlers will have a big say in the North Sound conditions, which is why five make my side.
Stats and Facts
- Alyssa Healy is the tournament’s top runscorer with 203 runs at 67.66, with a phenomenal strike rate of 149.26.
- Ellyse Perry is one away from 100 wickets in T20Is, and 49 away from 1,000 runs.
- England’s Kirstie Gordon and Australia’s Megan Schutt and Ellyse Perry are all equal second on the wicket takers’ charts with eight.
- Australia are gunning for their fourth title. England their second.
Prediction
Pakistan vs New Zealand 2nd Test Preview + Dream11
| Image credit: AFP |
Co-written by @Abdushakoorcric
Perhaps not even the most passionate and positive Pakistan fans could have been surprised at the events of Abu Dhabi on Monday.
With so much of cricket going on in all parts, no one can forget the loss that Pakistan achieved. Passionate fan @Abdushakoorcric was about to reply “not at all” on a tweet asking, “43 runs needed. Any chance for New Zealand?” Good he didn’t reply, otherwise he would have been rushing to delete it!
In one of the most thrilling Test matches in recent times, 46 runs to win with seven wickets in hand for Pakistan should have meant heading to Dubai with the chance to seal the series. Instead, due to a lack of composure, they will be fighting to keep it alive.
However, no credit should be taken away from New Zealand, who hung in there for the whole Test. Can they keep the pressure on Pakistan and become the second team in just over a year to win a Test series in fortress UAE?
Pakistan were the subject of widespread memes on social media, and understandably so after throwing away victory in Abu Dhabi. Composure is key in Test cricket, and Pakistan need to display it in Dubai to keep the series alive against a New Zealand side that won’t go away. Sarfraz Ahmed’s side were able to bounce back strongly after a recent first Test setback against Australia, and will be hoping for the same here. Will they take the series to a decider?
New Zealand plucked victory from the jaws from defeat – a remarkable feat considering their batting was a struggle in the first Test. There were starts, especially in the second innings, that weren’t converted to substantial scores, but what has characterises New Zealand is their never-say-die attitude. The big question heading into the Dubai Test is whether New Zealand indeed have the edge over Pakistan mentally, and whether they can use this to their advantage to seal the series.
Key to a Pakistan win
Key to a New Zealand win
Possible teams
Dream11
- BJ Watling makes my side again over Sarfraz Ahmed.
- Pakistan’s trio of Imam ul Haq, Azhar Ali and Asad Shafiq inspire confidence, and will be looking for bigger runs in the second Test.
- Kane Williamson looked in fine touch in Abu Dhabi, and captains my side. I am backing Tom Latham to have a better Test this time around.
- Bilal Asif is an option, but there are murmurs he could be left out. Mohammad Abbas, despite his wicketless second innings in Abu Dhabi, is a must. Hasan Ali and Ajaz Patel offer fine value.
Stats and Facts
- Mohammad Abbas’ wicketless second innings was the first time he has gone wicketless in an innings in his career (11 Tests).
- BJ Watling needs 94 to reach 3,000 runs in Tests.
- New Zealand became the second side to win more than one Test against Pakistan in the UAE since it became their adopted home.
Prediction
Australia vs India 2nd T20I Preview + Dream11
| Image credit: AFP |
Key to an Australia win
Key to an India win
Possible teams
Dream11
- Rohit Sharma was in my side for the first T20I, hoping his play against left-arm seam would be of high quality. It wasn’t, which places doubt in my mind as to whether he should be in my team. Virat Kohli (c) will bounce back, and Shikhar Dhawan is in dangerous form.
- Glenn Maxwell and Marcus Stoinis were excellent in Brisbane, and should be in your side, in my opinion.
- Adam Zampa’s impressive showing in Brisbane makes him a good-value pick, along with Jason Behrendorff. Jasprit Bumrah and Kuldeep Yadav could be very difficult to get a hold of on the big MCG outfield.
Stats and Facts
- Australia’s win in Brisbane ended a four-game losing streak in T20Is.
- India have won seven straight T20I series in a row, including the Nidahas Trophy in March.
- Jasprit Bumrah could be kept for Chris Lynn and Glenn Maxwell. He has bowled 24 balls to Lynn in T20Is for three wickets. Against Maxwell, he has bowled 33 balls for six dismissals.
Prediction
Sri Lanka vs England 3rd Test Preview + Dream11
| Image credit: AP |
ODIs, check. T20I, check. Tests? Not quite check yet for England.
The series has been won by England, which is a big achievement in these conditions, but more awaits. No non-Asian side has swept Sri Lanka 3-0 in Sri Lanka since the great Australia team 14 years ago, and England have the opportunity to pick up their first clean sweep away from home (series of three or more matches) since 1963.
Will they achieve it?
For Sri Lanka, a series that began with promise is in tatters. Their Test form in the 13 months before this series was encouraging, and entered the series with the hope of dismantling England’s side with spin. Now, their captain Dinesh Chandimal remains injured, Akila Dananjaya is in Brisbane getting his action reassessed, Kusal Mendis is short of runs and there is no more Rangana Herath to turn to. After a fighting effort in a thrilling Pallekele Test, can Sri Lanka go one better and salvage pride in Colombo?
England are on cloud nine, and skipper Joe Root believes this side has what it takes to go to number one in the Test rankings. Jack Leach and Ben Foakes have been breaths of fresh air for this England side, displaying the quality England have so badly lacked on the road in recent years. Jonny Bairstow, considered a mainstay of the England side just months ago, is back and needs to cement his spot as a batsman. Will England prolong the happy mood in Colombo?
Key to a Sri Lanka win
Key to an England win
19 of England’s 20 wickets in Pallekele were taken by their spin trio, and more of the same can be expected in Colombo. Jack Leach has delivered the control and guile that Moeen Ali and Adil Rashid often lack overseas, which has enabled them to bowl with more freedom, even if Rashid hasn’t always bowled well. Will these three dominate again? What impact will Stuart Broad have in conditions he has struggled with in the past?
Also, it has to be said that England’s batting has impressed in this series. Joe Root has put an end to conversion rate jokes aimed at him (mainly from me), with impressive performances from the likes of Jos Buttler, Rory Burns, Keaton Jennings and of course Ben Foakes. With England possessing a deep line up for the third Test, can they drive Sri Lanka into the mire further? To do this, though, England need to guard against top order wobbles that have been present in this series.
Possible teams
Dream11
- Despite the Colombo track expected to take plenty of turn, I have picked five batsmen, who are all in good touch. Joe Root is set for a very good run of form, so he is captain.
- Ben Foakes could bat at eight, but I don’t care. He is brilliant. He is my keeper/batsman.
- Dilruwan Perera is having a good series, and will do plenty of bowling. He is my VC.
- Lakshan Sandakan should play, and will offer a threat on a turning surface. So too Moeen Ali, Adil Rashid and Jack Leach, who took 19 of England’s 20 wickets in Pallekele.
Stats and Facts
- England have not whitewashed a team away from home (three games or longer) since 1963.
- Stuart Broad (433 wickets) needs one to pass Rangana Herath, and two to pass Kapil Dev into seventh on the all-time wicket takers list.
- Sri Lanka have not been whitewashed in a Test series at home by a non-Asian side since Australia in 2004.
Prediction
Women’s World T20 Semi Final #2: India vs England Preview
Key to an India win
Key to an England win
Possible teams
Dream11
- Taniya Bhatia batted higher up the order against Australia, but will likely move back down the order with Mithali Raj expected to return. Amy Jones is likelier to get a greater opportunity to bat.
- Despite a slight knee issue, Mithali Raj’s prowess can’t be ignored. Jemimah Rodrigues makes my side, and so too Danielle Wyatt who can score well and quickly.
- Harmanpreet Kaur and Natalie Sciver are my captain and vice captain respectively.
- Poonam Yadav and Anya Shrubsole are must-haves in the bowling attack. Among all T20I women’s bowlers, Shrubsole (13.04) and Yadav (13.20) have the second and third best averages. Radha Yadav and Arundhati Reddy offer good value.
Stats and Facts
- Anya Shrubsole took the most incredible six-wicket haul to lead England to World Cup glory against India last year.
- England have a 10-3 win-loss record against India in T20Is.
- India possess four of the top ten leading run scorers in World T20 2018 (Raj, Mandhana, Kaur and Rodrigues).
- England possess three of the top five economical bowlers in World T20 2018 (min five overs – Sciver, Shrubsole, Gordon).
Prediction
These are questions we will find out soon.
Women’s World T20 Semi Final #1: West Indies vs Australia Preview + Dream11
Key to a West Indies win
Key to an Australia win
Possible teams
Dream11
- Alyssa Healy is set to play. A must-have in your team. Does she captain your side?
- Ellyse Perry is my skipper, because of her all-round potential. Deandra Dottin is in my side as vice captain. Ashleigh Gardner is my pick over Hayley Mathews and Stafanie Taylor, as I predict she will score the most runs out of the three.
- Delissa Kimmince has been strong for most of the tournament, and so too Megan Schutt, Shakera Selman and Afy Fletcher.
Stats and Facts
- West Indies beat Australia in the World T20 2016 Final, which is their only win against Australia in T20Is.
- North Sound hasn’t hosted a T20I for five years.
- Ellyse Perry is three away from 100 wickets in T20Is, as well as 52 away from 1,000 runs.

