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Funny Cricket Puns & Sayings: 50 that can confuse any non-cricket fan

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Funny cricket puns: Here is some cricket-related fun. While the sport itself can be so intense and provide for an emotional rollercoaster, there are so many puns we can use to have a little fun, causing total confusion to those who don’t understand cricket. And, of course, you should get some laughs from those who love the great game of cricket as much as we do.

The following are completely appropriate cricket terms we use all the time that can be misconstrued as inappropriate or weird. These are funny cricket puns we can chuckle at every once in a while (perhaps not at family gatherings), sharing a laugh with our fellow followers.

Here are 50 that can bowl you over (or completely confuse any non-cricket fan)!

Want more cricket puns and jokes? Here are 20 others that others will laugh at or give you a confused look

50 funny cricket puns that can bowl anyone over

1. Who didn’t take advantage of his opportunities? Greg Blewett.

2. What’s the difference between a bad batter and Cinderella? Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

3. A friend of mine retired from being an umpire. He doesn’t even lift a finger now.

4. The secret to having a good outing? Successfully avoid the bouncer.

5. Which birds can’t play cricket? Ducks.

6. What’s the difference between a Formula 1 car and Chris Martin batting? Nothing. Blink and you’ll miss them both.

7. What’s a cricket-loving farmer’s favourite spot? Cow corner.

8. Which cricketers never sweat even when it’s hot? The team that has the most fans.

9. What do funeral directors and England and Australia cricketers have in common? They don’t want to lose the Ashes.

Sounds cheeky but isn’t

10. Steve Smith likes to bat in the shower.

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11. Why did you go in with no protection?

12. Should we bring in a third man?

13. Bit of moisture under the covers this morning.

14. They can’t have a drink. They have no openers.

15. He’s pulling really well.

16. That is too short to Root.

Funny Cricket Inuendos: Pretty much

17. Sorry for the full-toss to the face.

18. He’s hitting the spot really well today.

19. Stroked well through the covers.

20. Always play close to the body.

21. Had a really good batting session.

22. Length does matter.

23. Should we have a short or long third man?

24. A short but effective cameo.

25. Use saliva to get one side of the ball shiny.

26. Always bats better than his average suggests.

27. Keep the cover on your bat for protection.

28. Beautiful tickle down long leg.

29. Going down fine leg.

30. He’s spraying it way too much.

31. Smashed through the covers.

32. We’ll have a bat first.

33. Conditions primed for swinging.

34. Looks a very dry surface here.

35. Plenty of moisture in the surface, with some grass.

36. Faced a couple of balls today.

37. Middle stump uprooted.

38. We’ll bat tonight.

39. Always aim for the crack.

40. It’s wet. Bring the covers and new sheets on.

41. de Kock is looking outstanding today.

42. Saw the full-toss on video replay.

43. Enough with the full-tosses, mate.

44. Now time for the third session.

45. Be aggressive against the bouncer.

47. Playing in the ‘V’.

48. Make sure you oil your bat really well.

49. A very strong right-arm.

50. That was a meaty blow.

Thanks for reading! Have any yourself that should be added here?

Want more cricket puns and jokes? Here are 20 others that others will laugh at or give you a confused look

Charbel Coorey
Charbel Cooreyhttps://cricblog.net
Charbel is the owner & founder of cricblog.net, based in Sydney, Australia. He started the website to fulfill his love for the game of cricket. Charbel has been featured on other publications including OP India, Times of India, and The Roar, among others. He is also a keen fantasy sports player. Charbel has also had the privilege of interviewing cricketers on the CricBlog TV YouTube channel, including James Neesham, Rassie van der Dussen, Andrew Tye, Shreyas Gopal, Jaydev Unadkat and Saurabh Netravalkar: https://www.youtube.com/@cricblogtv For any story tips or questions, you can contact Charbel at charbelcoorey@cricblog.net.

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